Not too many people know this, but I (Lord Tony, that's who) on top of being one of the greatest minds this century am also one of the century's greatest directors. Don't take my word for it though. Here are few of the greatest short films to ever grace this otherwise mundane planet. Some of these videos date back to about 2004, which should make you feel bad about yourself because I was already accomplishing great things 5 years ago. My camera broke not too long ago, and it is really hard to make videos without it, so just hold on in your tears until by some miracle I can afford to get one that isn't made out of flaming turds. And now for your patience I present to you:

Deleted When a young man deletes a chain letter, he quickly learns that it was a bad idea. Warning: This movie contains ninjas, luchadors, people from the 1950s, poor sound quality and lots of hairy nipples.	Surrealism What happens when Lord Tony goes off to college in a strange exotic land? He plunges into the horrifying depths of Surrealism and Debauchery without even leaving his room. Also, this movie contains great zombie survival advice.	Fist of the North Star There are good movies, there are great movies, and then there is a Fist of the North Star. Words cannot truly bring justice to this movie, so instead of reading a useless description; just watch it.
Apple Crushing Fun Lord Tony watches enough youtube videos to decide he wants to try crushing an apple, but that turns out to end a little too quickly, so he ends up filling time with Rachel Ray's cleavage.	Nintendo DS Review Back when the DS was a little bit newer Lord Tony decided to give it a proper review, unfortunately it turns out that some people will do anything just to get their hands on one.	Everyday Inspired by another popular video somewhere on the Internet, Lord Tony decides he is going to take a picture of himself every day. He ends up losing his focus after one day but still makes the movie.