News

(5/21/09) College is finally overe which means I can back to updating the Dojo - 36 Hours. This hurt, so enjoy it.
(5/05/09) - Dojo Update - Squeenix Update, Though I must say; this is such a cop out.
(4/28/09) - College getting a little hairy. Expect about 1 update a week for 2 or 3 weeks. Then like 3 a week after.
(4/25/09) - 2 New Mediocre Tonyrotica pictures
(4/25/09) - First Hall of Halls Update - Hall of 5 Word Movie Commentaries
Blood hell. It took long enough to pump that one out. At least I still update more than Scott Ramsoomair.
(4/20/09) - Dojo Update - Last Time in Dungeons and Dragons
(4/18/09) - Whores Update
(4/15/09) - Dojo Update - 2 Steps to Make Focus Dailies Last Longer and also added a mission statement.
(4/14/09) - Dojo Update - 2 Minisagas Venom, and The Strange Adventures of Irving the Luckless now grace my growing dojo page.
(4/10/09) - First Dojo Article - Mythlology now posted. More to come.
(4/7/09) - Whored Myself out for the first time on the whores page and posted the results.
(4/5/09) - Added a few movies to the videos page in what might actually look like im adding content.
(4/4/09) - Added a decent looking news section that has curved edges in mozilla, but looks like crap in internet explorer

Good news everyone! LordTonySama.com is (with the exception of the lack of content, horrendous spelling errors and, bugs in Opera) up and running. You may be one of the hundreds (yeah right) of people who made it here without knowing exactly what LordTonySama.com is supposed to do. I believe the answer is not something I can simply tell you, as that would ruin the complete immersion experience that I am striving to provide to all of my potential customers. LordTonySama.com is something different for men and women of all ages, but mostly men... of ages 16-25... with beards. But what do I know? I cant even spell target audience without the help of spellcheck.net. That isn't important though, what is important is me. I am Lord Tony. Welcome to my website. Please don't go to Tonyrotica though, adding that was a mistake.



Mission Statement


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