Mythlology

Dojo article 1 has finally arrived, with all the stale air of a fart that's been sealed in a plastic baggy with one of those tools that constantly gets sold on TV commercials for $19.99. I wrote this paper for my Mythology final last semester, so all things considered, this is about the newest article I could possibly have posted right now. The object of the paper was to re-rewrite a common Greek myth providing an alternate telling, while pulling in as many subtleties used in mythology as possible. I, of course, took this to mean write a common anime beach episode, except with the Gods. The following is about half of the paper I submitted, and I ended up getting 49/50 on this. I recommend that you don't steal it, because your professors will know immediately that you aren't as awesome as I, and therefore couldn't have possibly written this.