So you want to talk with the big dogs eh? You think You have what it takes to mingle with the all powerful creators of Lord Tony Sama Dot Friggin' Com?! Nice to hear from you. This is where I ask you to ask me stuff, or tank, or biggs. Knowing everything is just part of the job here at LordTonySama.com, and we do our jobs at about 30% efficiency. Now, let me introduce you to everyone and dole out their personal information before they tell me not to.

Meet the Crew


Name: Lord "Lord Tony Sama" Tony Sama
Occupation: Lord Tony
E-mail: tony@lordtonysama.com
Forum Handle: LordTony
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Dislikes: Anything without meat in it.
Doesn't Really Have: Heterochromia.
Bio: Born in 6730B.C. Adam, changed his name to Tony about the time the Titanic sank, give or take about 140 years. He was knighted Lord Tony in 1879A.D. by the queen of England, and hasn't accomplished much since then.


Name: "Tank" Tankerson Tankersley
Occupation: Full Time BAMF
E-mail: tank@lordtonysama.com
Forum Handle: Tank
Likes: Gothic II, Green Stuff, Swords, B-Cup Boobies, Hair, Coheed and Cambria, and violence.
Dislikes: Hippies, Mimes, Women with Sass, That one prick who killed is father, and Rap.
Doesn't Really Have: Bigorexia.
Bio: One night while I was out robbing graves, a meteor fell from the sky and crashed right into some goth kid who must have fallen asleep dry humping a headstone. I put the meteor in my wagon along with all of the wedding rings I had pilfered so far and the goth kid's wallet. After feeding and watering the meteor for a couple days it began to grow chest hair, then legs, then more chest hair, then arms, and finally it sprouted a head. Tank's been living at my house ever since.


Name: Vladimir "Biggs" McBurlahan
Occupation: The Angel of Death
E-mail: biggs@lordtonysama.com
Forum Handle: biggs
Likes: Fire, Married Women, Older Women, Cruel and Unusual Punishment, Almond Joy, and Cruel and Unusual Punishment involving Fire.
Dislikes: It when you make loud noises or make sudden movements.
Doesn't Really Have: The physical stature to support a name like "Biggs."
Bio: Very little can be said about biggs that hasn't already been made plain by his cold lifeless gaze. No one alive knows his true face, but more than several dead people do... Oh, and I guess me and Tank hang out with him a lot.


Name: Amanda "Schrodinger" Sama/Burch
Occupation: Life Long Tease
E-mail: amanduh@lordtonysama.com
Forum Handle: amanduh
Likes: Lord Tony's Beard, Lord Tony's Taught Buttox, Lord Tony's Natural Scent, Lord Tony's Sense of Style.
Dislikes: Everything Not Me.
Doesn't Really Have: A sexy heart shaped tattoo like 3 inches south-east of her belly button.
Bio: I've been dating this woman for like 6 years now, and engaged for 2. I think she just likes messing with me. She says my beard tickles. She is the best fiance' in the whole world, and if you say otherwise I'll bite your fingers. If you try to seduce her, good luck, 6 years and I haven't even gotten any action... I mean... er... I'll light your face on fire then let Biggs and Tank stomp it out.